— brilliantKatabasis [BK] began partying with margraveSteel [MS] at 20:11 —
BK: can any of the irreparable hair line solder fractures in this god forsaken brick tell me where they get off on
BK: oh what was it?
BK: RIGHT on not telling me where they think they can hide!
BK: cause i think ive made the consequences of failure to provide exact coordinates for this week’s friday night magic
BK: abundantly
BK: painfully
BK: clear
MS: oh no it’s the Burger King!
MS: noooo our whoppers
BK: god not this again
BK: im not strong enough
BK: of all the inane bullshit you have ever strung together
MS: you’re basically a marketing joke that they brought back in 2015 for no discernible reason
MS: you wear a mask that seems to be an alien’s attempt at capturing the human form as part of your job but its honestly just kind of upsetting for the people who care about you to have to see that
MS: you would steal my sandwiches
MS: if
MS: you know
MS: either of us ate food all that often
MS: long story short if you think I’m actually going to ever stoop to saying your “I regret wasting a second year elective in introductory mythology and suffer from the deep-seated conviction that everyone else should pay for my mistakes” ass Greek name with my Andrastian mouth
MS: you have bigger problems than SS ever finding out you were the one that got a scratch on her Harrier
BK: well thats unfounded and kind of uh
BK: hurtful ):{2
BK: now i-i wouldnt normally hold it against you for not knowing your katabasii from your catasterisms
BK: cant imagine they teach classics at village idiot academy
BK: i mean how would they find the time between introductory religiously motivated racism and dying of an abscess at twenty 101
BK: i pity the bastard who tried to get ovid on that curriculum
MS: hey I’m going to go see if the cruel shackles of my being will let me make and eat a BBQ bacon whopper
MS: call me when you get to the point
BK: ovid man
BK: augustus’ bitch???
BK: kind of
BK: a furry???
BK: absolutely
BK: but making the entire scope of time a puff piece for your sugar daddy
BK: and still managing to absolutely knock it out of the park and virtually singlehandedly inspire the renaissance with your transformation fetish fic
BK: fuckin iconic
MS: there are pigs in Skyrim right?
MS: and I know what you’re thinking, “oh just get the bacon from Minecraft there’s a pig on the cover”
MS: well I may have never cooked before
MS: but I know better than to let anything from that blighted hellscape into my body
BK: moral is i know you’re just using humour as a defense mechanism because my words must make your head hurt something awful! its ok you can admit it
BK: but come on mari
BK: burger king
BK: arent you like
BK: supposed to be at least 33% not objectively shit at comedy
BK: are you really going to look me in the eye and tell me this was your best attempt at buying the others time
BK: tier 2 fast food mascot burns are like low hanging fruit suspended above a uniquely shallow well
BK: they dont take long to land but kemosabe
BK: they sure as hell dont make a splash (;{2
MS: UMMM that’s big talk coming from someone trying to make kemosabe happen
BK: well a-at least SOME of us are actually reinventing ourselves
BK: so maybe instead of actively mocking my hard earned character development like youve all been doing for the past six years
BK: you could do me a favour throw me a bone and tell me whose house im bringing these decorative snacks to
BK: cause if youd had the day ive been having yalld just want to skip right on ahead to the CCG elf massacre part of it too
MS: have you ever honestly taken a second to think critically about the fact that the members of a club you co-founded actively conspire to prevent you from ever showing up?
BK: hey ki-
BK: mari
MS: at some point you’d think you’d understand that it simply statistically can’t be that all these people don’t ‘get it’, that their loyalty just isn’t worth having
BK: Marian something tells me you might want to reconsider this line of questioning real soon.
MS: at some point the only thing all those relationships have in common is you
BK: Just tell me where we’re going to play some fucking overdesigned fantasy card games.
MS: and you and I both know you could have asked HC hours ago and kaffas he’d have given you the schedule for the next five months
BK: Or don’t.
MS: so
MS: it must still mean SOMETHING to you
BK: I honestly don’t care anymore.
MS: you’re just not going to try to get whatever that is because that’s opening up to the possibility you might fail to get it
BK: well congrats
BK: you just earned 50 fucking gamerscore
— brilliantKatabasis [BK] has ceased partying with margraveSteel [MS]at 20:18 —
MS: Magic’s at the Hanged Man
MS: and B?
MS: You have a good name.
MS:
MS: I didn’t mean anything by it.
— [MS] ceased partying at 20:19 —
