Mari: Get down to business already

Enough fun and games, which is to say, boggling vacantly at treasured keepsakes. 

It’s time to buckle down and play overdesigned collectible fantasy card games. You’ve got a healer’s appointment at THE HANGED MAN TAVERN AND GRILL and the only poultice is SALTY, SALTY NERD TEARS.

MAGIC FRIDAY is only the premiere social event in all the HUNDRED WORLDS, an honour bestowed more out of want of competition than any particular merits of the event itself. Not that you don’t find a curious joy in intimidating your enemies into surrender at the head of a flying zombie army, just that you somehow doubt the majority of the club’s membership shares your relative zest. There are whispers that even among HC’s handpicked 21 HALLOWED ARCHMAGES, which is to say, the only 21 participants in his MOST MAGICAL OF GATHERINGS, there are those dissenting voices who advocate introducing new forms of entertainment such as DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS or perhaps MOVIE NIGHT. You know about these whispers because they are mostly your own! You think those wizards could stand to try something new. 

Also maybe SS doesn’t really like card games and you want her to come.

But mostly the first thing.

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