MARIAN is having too much fun playing UNO(!) to be our avatar!
We are going to have to find a different character willing to share their innermost thoughts with anonymous observers. And what are the odds we’ll find another freak like that? Hell, do we even want to? Someone that weird probably has a thing for enthusing about COLLECTIBLE CARD GAME RULES ERRATA and harbours an unhealthy penchant for CAPES, COWLS, and ALL MANNER OF OTHER CLANDESTINE COVERINGS. Frankly, we would probably all be better off just talking amongst ourselves while we wait for her to finish then demanding a second second-person perspective to pass the time.
So, how’s your day been? Not great if you’re here, I imagine?
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Mine’s been all right. Except for the part where I had to climb a mountain in a blizzard.
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Which was, uh, just about all of it.
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I guess.
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