I wish this was a story about some idiot skipping out on a card game. I wish this was a story where tier two fast food mascot burns were the deepest ones anyone suffered. I wish this was a story about Ems playing Uno and WINNING, coming home at long last for a well-earned rest.
But I am not like you. So the wishing will not make it so.
Forgive a man for trying. I did not expect you to listen. And I never was one to consider how hard it might be to speak.