It was one of you.

You were pretty hard on B, but you did give him the location. And then he never showed. Not to mention the robots. Those are kind of his favourite, after all.

Maker, where do you get off, pointing fingers? Even if he’s the type to make GRANDIOSE STATEMENTS ABOUT HOW HE’S ABOUT TO DO SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT, he’d have definitely phrased it differently, and more importantly he loves his voice too much to go all in on telepathy like that.

Still, it’s hard to put this past him. One need only ever cite CANON COMPLIANCE to call his involvement into question. You should probably pay him a visit at his REALLY LAME ALIEN VOLCANO RUIN, if not to beat him up on Jane’s behalf, then at least to drag your squire off to beat up whoever’s actually fucking with you together. 

You hope it’s the latter.

A CHAMPION without a SQUIRE is like a HIGH DRAGON without WINGS. 

Which is to say, NOT A TERRIBLY HIGH DRAGON AT ALL.

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