Oh ok we’re doing this now.
Not that I know what ‘this’ is, but it sure is evident we’re doing it.
What you have to say is interesting to me simply because you lasted long enough to say it. I can’t in good conscious let entropy get in the way of data collection.
So
You’ve stopped it, right? The virus? The end?
Not gonna lie I didn’t think this-
You will, eventually, die with the rest. I’ve only postponed the deadline.
Fuck.
I also can’t in good conscience tamper with the culmination of decades of research.
I hate to break it to you lady, but I think you passed tampering about 30 miles back and have since arrived in the greater fucking around with metropolitan area.
There’s a difference between peeling the curtain back an inch for a man on death row and descending from the Heavens to overwrite the end result of an exercise in autonomy. Your life, and the lives of everyone you know, will have meant nothing if I intervene now.
We’ll try to take comfort in that when we die for your benefit one last time.
If the reports are accurate, many of you want to die. The feelings of you and your side are far from representative. I agree that it is unfortunate that you lost, but you lost honestly. We can’t reject such a conclusion simply because it’s not what we hoped for.
Oh my god who the fuck is ‘we’.
For starters-
Actually, you know what, never mind, I am absolutely certain that wherever you were going with that? It was going to piss me off, and be nowhere near as enlightening as you’re thinking it is right now.
If you don’t feel bad enough about killing a few hundred people to not do it, then like, whatever, I’ve been there. I know you’re well past the point where what anyone else has to say matters. Save whatever justifications you have rattling around in there for the friends you absolutely don’t have and the family you deffo killed to get to this moment. Then again, I’m pretty sure they didn’t make your psychopathy in a lab somewhere, so, huh, you should be feeling the weight of your sins sooner rather than later, right? I suspect you’re like a real human person or something, so actually, its kind of really weird that you’re like this?
Are you wondering aloud if my coldness is simply an affectation of my profession and my true feelings regarding this case are more mutable than they appear?
Hmm, don’t think you strictly had to use the word mutable in that sentence, but you do you.
I don’t think you strictly had to call one of your friends a ‘HEURISTIC CARTOGRAPHER’, but you do you, I suppose.
In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been doing this thing where I compose the elegiac saga of my dying race for you free of charge while you kick back and watch the world burn, so yeah, I think some flights of lexical fancy, like crafting bespoke epithets for my peers that fit their established chat acronym schemes are warranted ‘up in this bitch’, as they say.
Am I to take it you consider yourself some kind of writer?
Yes.
Would I be familiar with any of your work?