HC: Remember you’re part of this narrative

Oh hey, you’re Jace again!

You’ve been working on your introspective monologues all this time, which is to say, about six minutes from your perspective. That’s kind of forever when you have as fluid a relationship with time and the speed of ‘NORMAL’ human thought as you make a precarious habit of courting, so its a real shame that there’s just no time to hear them! To the sorrow of all, a clinical narcissist monopolized hours of the interviewer’s time on HIS introspective monologues, and the clinical narcissist (who is you but not right now, he’s I right now, he’s just saying that the audience is you as a stylistic statement) lives and dies by her hand! And she’s getting kind of sick of that shit! 

You think that’s a little bit sad. Straightforward, you know, but apparently in the future you’re (I’m) under ill-defined time constraints so you’re going to have to strive to keep your feelings as superficial as possible.

Nothing to do with how poorly characterized you are in canon.

The NERVE to even suggest it.

Ha. Brain jokes.

Yes.

Also the apocalypse is happening and you are the only one who can do anything about it. 

 

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