If Mari thinks you’re going to listen to whatever further burns she’s prepared for you, tough luck. You CEASED PARTYING. The party is OVER. You decreed an imperial edict stating that NO FURTHER PARTYING WOULD OCCUR, and Mari the people would think you a weak party monarch to go back on your party word so soon.
No, if she wants to burn you, she’s going to have to do it to the location they have most famously been applied: your FACE. And you made your new, infinitely superior face…inflammable?
Flammable?
Al can this wait I need to google something.
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Al, you’re not going to believe this: they BOTH mean easily set on fire. Jesus CHRIST, Al. They’re SYNONYMS. Make us all speak a less terrible language next time. Like Punjabi, or some shit.
I think the word you’re looking for is “incombustible”.
Oh, how about that? You knew the word I wanted this whole?
Time???
Classic goof Al. May I be the first to say:
OUTSTANDING. BIT.
IT’S A GOOD THING I’M (shit) YOU’RE WEARING A MASK THAT CANNOT BE SET AFLAME IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE SO ALL THOSE EXCELLENT BURNS MARIAN MIGHT DELIVER IN PERSON WILL BE INEFFECTIVE.
All this is mere baseless speculation, of course, until you can figure out where said person is. And unfortunately, that means you’re going to have to figure out who’s going to be the least significant pain in your ass to extract it from.