Solas is kind of the worst, but other people like hanging out with him because he’s “INSIGHTFUL”, “POLITE”, and “DOESN’T TALK ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT ALL THE TIME”, so he must be in the know re: where the CCG massacre is happening tonight. He always seemed to think you two should be friends or something, you guess because you both are based on antagonists and he could tell you were better than him? You two could just never hit it off though, because dude loves sleeping and you haven’t hit the hay ONCE since you Woke up.
But you know what they say about omelettes.
Gotta text a few eggs.