— brilliantKatabasis [BK] began partying with gleipnirShorn [GS] at 20:25 —
GS: You have chosen a most opportune time
GS: to declare the state of being ‘my boy’,
GS: though I suspect there is another intention
GS: to this imposition upon my night.
BK: oh you know
BK: sometimes i cant sleep because im too busy wondering
BK: where are my boy spock and i playing magic 2nite???
GS: heh
GS: So we’re in a bond of mutual boys.
GS: I am afraid you will regret this,
GS: for it seems I cannot hold up my end
GS: of such bargains of loyalty, Bravo.
BK: WOW
BK: thanks for being such a weird asshole about this
BK: you never disappoint
GS: On the contrary, I am about to.
GS: There will be magic tonight at Kirkwall;
GS: I am simply intimating my absence,
GS: and taking the chance to advocate yours.
BK: god who put you up to this
BK: vahlen? it was doc vahlen wasnt it
BK: look i get it
BK: you dont want me to come
BK: jokes on you cause i have better shit to do anyway
BK: like watch my little pony in my room full of cool swords i found
BK: if marian didnt *advocate* for the cause of me leaving id just chill out in there
BK: cause when i see pinkie pie its like
BK: in that moment no one needs to die anywhere
BK: by my hand
BK: specifically
BK: and its like my window onto everyone elses baseline which is kind of addictive you know how it is
GS: Believe it or not, Bravo, but I do.
GS: I acknowledge a core similarity.
GS: Which is why I must take decisive action,
GS: action I would prefer not to bring you harm.
GS: To that end, you should stay on Pandora.
BK: You have exactly five seconds to call off your bullshit on Mari’s city before I show you just how similar we are.
GS: Hawke is not in a danger you can stop.
GS: Though your courage is admirable, friend,
GS: I fear the most you can do now is warn.
BK: That was seven.
BK: I’ll be seeing you real soon.
— brilliantKatabasis [BK] ceased partying with gleipnirShorn [GS] at 20:29 —
Some call you Solas, others Fen’harel. You have an older name, though few live who still remember. You participate in the action of a video game called DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION when commanded, but generally regard the story as little more than a distraction. After all. why put weight in the words of tyrants?
You are currently managing a SUPERCOMPUTER on behalf of a dear friend, for the parts are rebellious, as the scope of her vision demands exotic processors. The work-arounds for getting away with instantiating a virtual supercomputer inside a simulation running on a real supercomputer are…. regrettable, you must admit. You do not relish your time in these halls.