I̸̘̞̾B̴̯́̓̀ͅ:̴̖̗͇̎ ̶̮͉͑g̶̰̏̀ő̴͖͍͉̃t̵̞̬͑̀͝ͅ ̴̙͗̏i̷̼͓̗̔̓t̵̳̥͇̃͂͝ ̸͖͝o̴̯͛̏͑u̴͚̜̐̆̃t̷̢̮͍͋̈͠ ̵̙̺̇͠o̷̦̐̕f̸͕͙͌ ̸̙̾̚y̴̺̫̹̓o̶̲̲̬͒u̵̬̻͔̚͝r̸̬̹̲͌̿ ̴̬͇̋̀ş̵̝̖̉̅̆y̴̲̘͖̅͂ş̵͇͍̂̈̚t̵̜̾̾́ê̵͕̬̽ḿ̴̧͋?̶̳̩͇̆͘ ̷̱̪̩͒(:}

July 30, 2019 Leave a comment

 

IB: I know Ī̵̫̬͐́͠ ̷̧̻̌̀̑̀Ǩ̵̞̼̞͛͘N̵̡̘̠̓O̵̭̰͑Ẃ̵̖̞͎̪̈́ͅ how it is sweetheart
IB: you’ve got to put on a show for those hero types you pal around with, don’t you
IB: or the Babysitters’ Club won’t invite you out for milkshakes after school anymore )’:}
IB: don’t you worry though you made this trip less than DANDY for me
IB: I’ll be sure to let them know you stood your ground!
IB: held the line!
IB: Just cut it out with this noble last stand business already
IB: and I’ll be out of your admittedly enviable hair (;}
BK:
BK: i
BK: i understand now
BK: i understand everything
IB: that’s wonderful news darling, now if you would just-
BK: THIS IS HOW OTHER PEOPLE FEEL WHEN I TALK?????
BK: holy SHIT lili
BK: liliana i cant
BK: i cant thank you enough
BK: youre doing gods work today and not even like
BK: the made up wolf one that sucks 
BK: i mean the OG one that doesnt send immortal broads to pilfer the jewelry of sinners
BK: lili pass me my phone i need to flex this breakthrough on my therapist 
BK: lili
BK: lili ill give you the necklace just let me dunk on your ex boyfriend right now im begging you
IB: I think ex is a strong word for that transaction, just as idiot is a strong word for the man who thinks I’m going to let him make this a 2v1
BK: yeah you bet itll be a 2v1 
BK: cause jace is going to take my ass to crabfest when he hears that ive been hoarding powerful artifacts again 
BK: like honestly who am i 
BK: some kind of canon abiding piece of shit i guess
BK: youll be able to revive my ass as a black zombie token and beat me to death with it or whatever it is you do
BK: in conclusion everyone wins except for me
BK: and thats the important part
IB: hmmm no I could have sworn the important part was the macguffin half buried under those 
Į̸̦̙̊͝B̴̜̱͒:̴̧͌ ̴̰̩̱͊͒u̶̖̪͛̈g̷̣͇̈́̇g̷̨̯̽̄̕g̶͚̾h̴͇͇̎͊̏
̴̟̘̓̏I̵͓̩͋̔B̷̡͓͓̈́̿̈́:̶̹͔͂͠ ̸̛̦̙D̷̙̯͓͠I̶̛̮̹̞̕Ŝ̷̘͉̻͘̚G̴͚̲̈́̓̈́U̸͓̇̄͝S̷̺̿̈T̶̢̫͚̎͐I̵̬̋͂̍͜͜N̸̬̲̑̂͝G̴̼̩̔́̎ cards of his
BK: thats just for cosplay
IB: your cosplay of your friend’s dead cousin
BK: yes
IB:
BK:
IB: If you speak again I swear to S̶̨̠͇͒͌͆̈͋̊̄̕̕̕͠h̴̟̱̜̘͔̳͓̪̱̝̳̺̥̠͐͑͆͐̄̃̉̒̅e̷͓͎̰̠͇̰̒̆͌̑̓̄͂̈́̒̏̓͘̕ô̴͈̼̥͚̟̜̹̗̥̟̼̤̼͉̓̓͐̓̈́͐̍̈̄̇̽̾͘͝l̵̡̢̡̢͎̮̣̦̜̼̩̺̲̺̜͑̑͊̐͒́̉d̶̠̠͔̾̒̋̓̀̍̈́͊̐̒͗͘r̶̨̛͈͉̠̹̱̣̖̥̦̈́̓̓̑̽̌̽̀̊̓̚ȩ̵̤̟͎̘̗͈̩̟̣̠̫̼̮͉̝͎̙̔͋͌̈́̆́͂̌͂͗͝ͅͅd̴̨͍͈̦͙̟̺͈͐͆͛͗͜ I will exsanguinate every agonizing life point from your paralyzed body and when after four days you are nearly dry I will heal you just so you can never escape {:D
BK: not gonna lie that was awesome
BK: stellar delivery i HEARD the emoji hidden in the envoie
BK: no doubt as to the follow through
IB: I can’t believe this
BK: no honest you did a great job  
BK: jace didn’t deserve you
BK: you know that right
IB: you’re a lucky man, ‘̴̛̛̛͙͕̲͖͎͉̤͉͔̲͈̌̓͛͆͋̐͛̿́̐͛̈́͊̄̑̇̇͑̄̽̀̍͋̅̐̀͐̽̂̒͋̓̈̈͐̀͛̍̔͆͑̑̔͒̄̒̒̇͌͐̀́̈̉̓̆̅͊̀̾̈́̓̎̌͑͋̄̂͌́͐̍̿̏̾͊̀͂͑͗̓̌̈́̍͒͑̄̈̈̆̊̓̇͂̒͗̏̽̂̔̿̄̀̂̆͊̊̈́͆̃̿͛̈́̓̈̽̑̏̇͐̋̀͂̀̈̈́̌̕̕͘̚̚͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠B̵̧̡̡̨̢̢̢̧̢̨̡̡̨̧̧̢̢̧̛͍̩̤͔̟̯̳͓͍͚̲̘͙͓̮̗̥̥̦̣͖̹̱͕͙̻̼̥̠͈̼̳̩̱̜̯̦̘̫̪̞̪̜̜̺̺̤̖̗̯͖̦̟̥̞̩̞̱̟̭͙̱͎̮̥͉̪͈̦̺̙̹͖̝̙̲̥̙̮͎͔̠͚̭͍̳͖̤̝̲̻̭̣̳͖̫͉͍̣̳͎̭͎͇̠͇̠̬̠̘̗̰̪̯̜̮͇̖̮̯̖̞̰̰̦͈͉̜̝̝̗͍̝̝̥̯̊̌͑̿̌̓̈̾́̔͌̈́͗̊̽̊͋̀̋͊̒́̓͐̌͊͂̍̉̀̐͐͗͊̾̾̋̒͂̑̃͂̒̈̑̌̔̏̀̈́͂̍̇̇̆͛͐͑͌́͌̆̓̿͐̈͌̂̏͊̈́̃͐̕͘̕̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅṙ̵̨̨̢̧̨̧̨̡̧̨̢̨̢̡̧̢̧̧̢̡̢̡̢̛̛̛̛̭̝̪̲̮̮̤̠͕̬̣̹̹̖̬̘͙̗̹͖͇͈̞̦̺̖̞͈̹͙̙̤̼̱͔͔̗̫̣̯͖̲̙̞̼͙͎̹̝͎̰͉̻̼̬̜͓̯͈̤̗̫͙̟̰̻̗̻͇͓̱̣͓͚̼͖͉̣̪̼̹̙̺͈̥̪̹̺̩̳̻͚̳͚̖̻̰͇̻̬͉̦͓̣̩̥̯̘̫̻͔̰͈͖͕͙̙̤̰͇͕̫̗̩̳͈̜̙̹̟̺͈̞̙̩̜̮̥͎̦̰̩̩̦͙̼̻̪͙̫̱̗̺͎͙̖̞̗̯̖̘̻̮͙͚̝̩͎͈̙̫̪̻͈͉̦̹̟̭̣̦̳̥̖͍̙̥̘̪͚̳̩̠̜͚̜̬̭̱̪̙̜̩̬̰̝̝̬̘͓̙̖͍͈̫͔͕̪̂̋͒̓̂͋̔̂̈́̍̀̎̃̆́̎͑̄͐̋̔̄̈́͑͛̐̔̿̈́̾̐̐̄̐̅̾̏̅̅̓͂͌̔́̔̀̽̔͊̂͐͆̌͊́̎̓̄͗̋̒̇̾̋͑͊̈́̋̋̈͂̈́͐̇̆̆̈͂̊͛̐́̌͛̾̏́̂̾̊̐͆̈́͂̎̎̀͌̊̀̿͛̐̍̉͐́̽̃̏̑̈́͒̋̑́̄̋̃̄̌̃̀͂̈̐̂̏̐̑̔̏͘͘̚̕͘̕̕̕͘͘͜͜͝͠͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅa̵̧̧̡̡̢̢̧̡̧̧̡̨̨̨̡̛̛̛͎̮̩̺̹̫̹͚̙̖̩̼͈̟̭͓̼͓̲̼̤̺̤̱̟̲̝̰͍̝̙̥͚̖͇̖̺̣͖̩̪̯̰͕̰̤͎̬͕͍̬̞͇̺̜̩̝̩̟̫͕͎̺̗̤̲̟̭̖̱̠̪͎͇̪̬̻̲͔̭̘̰̲̲̩̝͓̝̹̱̲̖̗̺̹̦͚͎͕̠̠̹̖͖̫͔̰̲̻͍̝̠͖̟̟̘̦̮̣̩̤̻͚̙̭̯̘͇̗͙͕͔̗̱͕̗̝͓͎͈̬̬̳͖̝̱͕͓̮̹̱̯̦͈͍͇͓̦͈̞̥̖̫͔̞͖͚͍̗̦̮͙̻̼̩͍̰̱̦̦͍̖̤̣̻̼̤̠̬̬̯̱͚̻̦͕͖̦͚̼̩͍̪̻̻̳̬̮̳͚̪̭͛̃̀̊́̈͆̏̐͒̀͛̆̑͑͂̉̄̓̈́͗̄̎͋̎͊̽̍́͒̂͆̅͛͑͒̆͐͌̐͗̆̇̄͆͊͛̓̀̏̉̀̓̿̈͐̏̍̒͐́̎̈́̏͋̈́̒͂̀̉̑̊̀̒͆̌̔͑̒͑̎͒̐̋̍͛̑̃́̋̐̏̎́̽̽̓́̍̽͛̍̄̎̑̒̃̓͊̈́̿̊̉͋̽̈́͒̅͑̿̀́̃͗̎͐̃̀̍͊̓͛̔͂̀̓͐͑͌͆̀̎̂͌̒̈̂̾́͂͋͋̀̂͑̈́̉̓͌́̃̇̐͑̈́͆̐͛́́͊̆͆̽̑̉̒̄̾͑̉̆̃̽̈́̊̉̑̈̂̽́͌̽̃̃̈̄̀̅̌̀̀̏͐̐̃͊͛̈́̀͒͒̉͊̄̑̔̈̈́́̄̉̋̓̔̓̇̃͌̃͂̂̍̈́̒͐̽͗̓̀̑͌̃́̄̒̈́̍̀̿͑̈́́̈́̕̚̚͘̚̕̕̚̕̕̚͘̚̕̕̚̚͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅv̵̢̢̧̡̡̧̧̨̨̧̢̧̨̨̨̢̧̢̡̢̛̛̛̞̻̼͎̘͚͚̦̬͎͍̠̺̟͙͉͚̩̙̳͚̹͍̖͉̮̰̜̰̥̺̟͍̲̦̟̰̥͔̙̙͕͇̪̟̳̝̼͇̺͔̭̣̼̬̳̺̝͇̤̘͉̹̙̤͖̠̼͇͕͇̘͖̪̹̥̤̥͖̫͉̟̝̗̹̙̹̥̜̻̱͕̩̥͕̼̜̮͎͇͔̼͈̦̼̘͔̫͔̺͔̤̫̖͔̩̠͖͖̯̪̝͓̠̹̼̗̭̩̮̠̗͖͈̭̖͖̟̘̩̘̯̱͖̮̱̪̥̗̯̱͉̻̦̙̠͉̥͍͍̰̱̝̙̹̗̜̩̟̣̝̽̉̐̊̆͆̉͒̀̆̽̔̀̿̇̾̂̃̔̈́̽̅̏̐̄̈́̈́̈́̇͑͂̐͂͂̒̍̉̽̊̈̾͋̈́̉̓̌͂̄́̈́̈́̅̓̊͒͊̒̂͑̈͛̐̑̏̋͗̅͗̾͐̈́̽̉̿̆͌͆̄͊͐̈́̈́́̔͌͒̒̽͊͋̃̀̐̓͋͋́̿̂̌͋̾͂̌̉̀̈́̂͊̍̾̈́̇̈́́̈̐͐̃̚̚̚͘͘̕͘͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅớ̴̡̧̢̡̡̨̧̛͇͎̠͕̝̪͚̲̦͈̺͎̝̮̜̪̬̘͍̟̮̦̤̬̠̖̜͈͓̰̳͈̟̱̖̗̬͈̼̦̺̣̲̥̠̮̙̖͚͍̩̱̺͍̹͓͕̭͉̥̹̖̻̝̠͇̣͉͇͍̖̝͗͗͆͊̉̀̆̑̄͋́̉̅̎͛͌̾̅͂͐͋͗̀͛͗̈́͗͗̅̆͌͌͛́͊͛̌̿͆̂͗̄̿͊̇͛̽̒̓̐͂̀̈́̈͆̆͋̀̓̀̀̈́͑̍̐̆͌͗͒̒̂̉̀̏̿͐̊̆̎̒̾͛̈̋͐̾̓̈́̓͌̇̑̍̑̉̀̽̈́̆̈͆̓̍̓̾͋́͊̕̚͘̕̚̚͘̚̚̚͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͠͠͝ͅ’̷̨̢̧̢̨̡̛̛͈̝̯̱̟̱̠͉͔͍̣̖͙̺̤̜͎̦̱͉̲̙̗̞͔͇͇͎͚̪̗̰̟̤̘̲͇̲̤̪̯̳̤̯̜̮̝̖͔̠̍̓̅͐̂̓͊̆̀̒̄̋̾͗͆͊͆̈́͆̒̔͑͑̍̏͗̐̅̆́͒͂̔̍͒͗͑̊̈́͌̿͒̀̌͊͐͂̋̅͆́͗͂̇̂͌͆́́̈́͗͆͌̃̈́͋̊͛̂͗̈́̊͑̋̓̄̈́̏̄̿͂̿̈́͋̐͋̌́͑͂͛̂͗̐̇͗̀͆̋͑̇̂͐́́̇͆͋͋̍̒̌̆͆͒̄͗̾̌̑͗́̈̑̊̏̔̋̋̆̀͌̏̎̀͆͒͐̽̈́̑̌̊́̅̂̋̀̈̍̍̋̂͒̽͛̊̀̿̓́͆͑̇̎̅́̽͊̄̂̏̊͐͘̕͘̕̚̕͘͘̕̕̕͘̕͘̕͜͜͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝
IB: neither of us are going to live long enough to discover ṫ̶̟͕̫̮̤̽̑̌̕ȟ̶̡̛̛̘̯͍͉̺͈̦̖͕͚̮͓̺͖͐̇̅̆͑̈́͐͘̚͜͜͜͠ę̶͈͈͉̑̈̊͂̂́̆̿̃͐̌͛̿̿̈̾̌͠ ̷̡̖̱̲̩̠̻̯̅̀̑̊͆̓͌́̑̒͂͌̓͆̒̆̇̀̍̉̉̕͜͝f̶̧̜̣̈͂͗́̃͐̾́͆̾͑͊̋̽͐̀̉̏̑͘u̷̮͇̤̬̫͂̃ḽ̸̡̯̠̤̗̤̝̝͔͕͚͍̲̟̫̉̉̊͗ͅl̴̨̡̧̡̝̫͈͚͍͙͕̬͈͇͇̤̳͓͕͚͙͒̚͜͜ ̴̨̢̡̪͚̝̟͍̼̺̼̠̹̥̗͔̳̱̬̖͌̍̇̐͌̌̓̓̂͐̾̎̊̚͘͜ͅé̸̳̮͉̬͍̈́͆͗͑̔̄͝͝x̵̱̪̻̙͇͚̰͎̘͓̫̘̖̹͈͛̊̿̿͒̊͛̾̃̎͋̄́̂̈́̍͝t̵̡̡͔̯̤͇̠͕̜̠͎̥͓͔̲̯̮̬̀̓̊̓̏̊̄͛̐͘é̵̛̺̺̖͈͈̭͎͓͈͇̫͉̈́͆͌͊͑̇̈̍̒̔̇̆͑̏͝͝ͅǹ̸̛̛̺̬̖̫̲̯̖̈́̐̐̊̂͑̎̎͑̍̓̋̇͘͝͝ͅͅt̸̛̫̱͓̺̬̯͑̊̊̓̈́̐͂͐̀͝͠ͅ ̷̛͍̣̥̘̼͇̏͌̏̈́̈́̂́̈́̐̈́̍̌̈́̔̈̽̏͂̚͘͝ȍ̵̥̦̼̤͉͎͚̤̓̑͋͊́̽̓͘͠ͅf̴̡͔̘̯̹͕̬̳̲͍̊̄ ̸̡̨̧̛̛̠͚͔͈͉̥̫̬̲̠̤̀̇̏̓͛͑̿̈́͑̆̒͛̓̓̌̇͋̏́̔͜w̵̠͙͕̤̖̮̱̭͚͕̜̰͓͕̞̩͎͑͊̅̐̃̿͑̑͂̓͛̑̔̽̽ͅh̸̢͉̝͈̗̬̳̺͖̤͖̦̺̹͗̊̎̎͛͊̔̾͛͗͝͝ͅà̴̛̜̲̒͛̐̒̂͂̈́͆̅͗̚͠ͅṭ̴̫͈̖͔̟̭͖̫͙̭͕͍̪̭̖̟̘̃̃͆̽͆̃ͅ ̵͇͈̄̆͑͒͘͘Į̵̨̡̡̨̹͎̣̪͉̦̤̘̬̱̩͕̖̗́̇̇̀̐̐̍̾̿̽͆̇͗͠ ̷̧̡̡̱͙̱͍̘̣̠̜̫̝̱̪̦̤̠̜̝̥̣̞͗̊͋͋͑̓̉̀͋̍̔͐̄͗͒̃͜͠c̸̡̧͇͍̩̫͖̘̺͔̗̦̦͈̝̮̥̣̓͌̆͋̏́͛̈̀͑̇̓͊̌̈́̍̚͜a̷̧̨̼̣̗̭̥͖͍͚̮̬͚̹̳͚͋̇̇̇͊͌͛͆͜͝n̴̛̛̲̘̺̰̭͓͍̥̫̟͓͑͐̇̊̿͆̎̆̌̇͛̽̃͂͘͝͝ ̵̗̝̰̙̪̑́̽͌̈́͒̀̀̈͆̌̀̏͊̿͝d̸̡̤͇̲̭͇̠̻̣͖̳̖̝̗͖̖̣̀͊̄͌̌̋̓͂͝͠o̷̹͕͉͔̤̤͌͆̊͛̐̅͆́̈́͑̓̈́͛̿͜ ̴̣̼̍́̏̆̂̍̐̔̏͌͑̈́̐͑͂̈͒̆̕͘͝ṫ̵̯̝̬̪͒̎͐̓͗͛̿̌́̿͝͝͝o̵͓̰̫̺͕͎͇̣͖͑̉̇̈́̀́̀̾̒͝ ̵̬̳̣͚̀͌̄̒͒̌̈́̔̊̈́̎͝y̵̩̳̖̼̝͛̿̂̃͆̈͛͊̀̉͛̃̍̔͐̍̅̚ō̷̤͈̱̬̋͐̅̚͝u̸̢̹͔̜͍͕̪̎̾̃̾̕.̴̡̡̢̨͈̟̟͚͖̩̻͈̦̞̻̘̉͐̀̍̏͂̚͜͠͝ͅ

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