AK: and by once, of course
AK: I mean it exists in a future that will never happen recorded in the past that did
AK: the planet is called PANDORA
AK: it is under assault by the megacorporation HYPERION, allegedly for its wealth of ERIDIUM, one of those fascinating minerals in science fiction that can do everything
AK: though in truth the eridium itself it is little more than a happy justification for the CEO of Hyperion, Handsome Jack, to wage war on the way of life that destroyed his
AK: beneath Pandora is a VAULT, a cache of unimaginable technology left behind for unknown reasons by long dead alien powers
AK: in it sleeps a WARRIOR that Handsome Jack will use to destroy and recreate this world with fire into one where perhaps his wife might not have died, though of course this will not change her death
AK: in a masterstroke of tragic convenience, the sole legacy of this wife, his daughter, Angel, is one of less than a half dozen people in the universe who can wake it
AK: that this will require turning her into a battery and filling her veins with eridium to accelerate a ritual that would otherwise take centuries to perform is irrelevant
